The swamp has begun draining itself

A sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn to begin draining the swamp. The picture is from the twitter feed of White House Breitbart correspondent Charlie Spiering.

One possible explanation for the sinkhole is that Satan is taking things into his own hands. We’re waiting for Pat Robertson to blame the LGBT community for attacking the moral and righteous president of the United States.

By this morning, the sinkhole had been filled in as a temporary fix. A wider cavern is expected to open and engulf the entire White House and all of its residents and employees.

— David Taffet