This shite needs to be blown up now. I have no idea if this is some joke or worse, it’s real — the author of this trash is “Phillip R Greaves 2nd.” Content just doesn’t “find its way” onto Amazon, it has to be uploaded by some publisher; you mean to tell me no one at the e-tailer batted an eye at this?

This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter sentences should they ever be caught.

It’s up to 1,617 customer reviews. You can click here to report “inappropriate conduct.”

UPDATE: Amazon’s official defense – capitalism and free speech; there you go:

Amazon issued a statement that will no doubt fuel the outraged comments multiplying on the “Pedophile’s Guide” Amazon page. “Amazon believes it is censorship not to sell certain books simply because we or others believe their message is objectionable,” it reads. “Amazon does not support or promote hatred or criminal acts, however, we do support the right of every individual to make their own purchasing decisions.”

As a private company, Amazon has the right to sell whatever it wants as long as it’s legal, and as such, offers books that cater to Holocaust deniers and other hate groups, as well as graphic dog fighting and cock fighting videos. Adult (legal) pornography, while available in book and magazine form, is not permitted in the Kindle e-reader store. This is possibly because of its iTunes partnership with the notoriously porn-free Apple which removed both “Ulysses” and the “Kama Sutra” from its own book store.

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