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Fly Young Red is a young, fly and (I assume) red rapper with a super-gay hook. He’s appearing in Dallas for the first time at the Tin Room on Thursday, and if you weren’t familiar with his single … well, you should be.

Therefore (drum roll) …. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the GREATEST SONG EVERY RECORDED!*

(*Disclaimer: May be the worst song every recorded. No promises.)