“Due to high order volume, please allow up to 4-6 weeks for delivery,” says the new announcement for Donald Trump’s new God Bless the USA Bible.
High order volume? Already? The offer was just made today.
This Bible is, “Easy-to-read, large print and slim design.”
“This Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time,” the offer says … because other Bibles can’t be read anywhere and can only be read at certain times?
“This bible [sic] has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation. This large print Bible will be perfect to take to church, a bible study, work, travel, etc.”
But wait. There’s more. If you order your $59.99 God Bless the USA Bible today, you also get:
* Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
* The U.S. Constitution
* The Bill of Rights
* The Declaration of Independence
* The Pledge of Allegiance
And it’s all in stock now. But will take 4-6 weeks to get it to you. But its certainly worth waiting for. And if he sells just 2,917,153 Bibles at $59.99, it’ll cover this $175,000,000 bond that he has 10 days to pay.
— David Taffet
Exactly the book the Dallas Voice writers should read and abide by!
Excellent!
Tell us, what does the Vatican think of Trump and all of this horrible religious take on a rip- off extra aganza?