I got word from Abacus, Kent Rathbun’s Uptown resto, that this morning they have received several calls from diners who want to book “celebratory” dinners tonight. What’s the occasion? Why, the assassination of Osama bin Laden, of course!

I suppose people celebrate lots of odd holidays with a meal out, but I can’t help wonder: What does one serve for such an event? Roast pig? Deviled eggs? Falafal? Some kind of seafood (in honor of his ocean burial)?

Any ideas, guys? What would you serve? Or do you find the idea, ummm, distasteful?