realSouthern Baptist Sissies is the main attraction at Q Cinema tonight, but it’s not the only film screening. It is preceded by the short Something Real. Part music video, part withering internal monologue, it features celebrity stars from Rex Lee to Jack Plotnick to Coco Peru to Bruce Vilanch, as well as music from Tony winner Jeff Marx (Avenue Q). Writer-director Guy Shalem looks into the minds of a cross-section of gay guys at a dick-dancer bar as they reveal the secret thoughts they have about sex, themselves and each other. It’s full of hilarious observations (some quite judgmental — surprise) and smoothly executed — a total hoot.

And look in Dallas Voice tomorrow (print and online) for reviews and previews of additional films playing at Q Cinema, as well as an interview with founder Todd Camp.