I should have known there was not a Christmas miracle.

A People magazine cover shockingly announced Taylor Lautner as “out and proud.” The only thing is, the story is a fake, as our friends at Instinct magazine have pointed out.

Now, I have to admit I’m disappointed, as my obsession with Taylor Lautner (sigh) is well documented. But just because it’s a fake doesn’t mean it’s not true. At least, that’s the position I’m taking….