I was watching the season opener of Parks and Recreation last night in an episode that, Law & Order-esque, seemed ripped from the headlines. Amy Poehler’s small-town bureaucrat “marries” two penguins (who are sexually attracted to each other) only to later find they are both males, making her the hero of the town’s gay community. I started to be offended when, while at a gay bar, Amy’s character announces she is surprised at how crowded it in since the “Colts are playing.” Dead silence. “What a cliche,” I thought. Then I remembered being at the office a few years ago and saying I had a crush on Ben Roethlisberger and being met with empty stares.
Anyway, for all you other sports fans (or at least those who like ogling athletes), we have a fun sports story in the Voice this week. Check it out here.
Well I know who Ben is and really?? You have a crush on him?? He looks like the type of guy that doesn’t clean his ass.
Read carefully, TJ: FEW YEARS ago. HAD a crush. Things change.