MEAT

Happy Meatfest!

Meatfest is an annual event that takes place at Texas Land & Cattle and is celebrated by everyone at 4145 Travis St., the building that’s home to Dallas Voice.

Our company and the others in the building are lucky because we have the best landlord. The building is owned by … well, we call the landlord Robin Masters, the never-seen owner of the mansion in Honolulu where Magnum P.I. lived. The building is managed by Nancy Blackmoor. We’ve never seen the “landlord,” but Nancy keeps an office in the building. And just as Higgins turned out to be Robin Masters — maybe — we think Nancy is our real landlord (or landlady).

GONE

Nancy always takes care of us. Everything in the building is well maintained. The parking lots are kept secure and the grounds are always well-kept.

And for Christmas, Robin, I mean Nancy, takes everyone out for Meatfest. We ate for more than two hours.

Let me recommend the Jack Daniels Pie with an extra shot of Jack Daniels — and expect my best writing in this week’s Dallas Voice, because after two hours of eating topped off with Jack Daniels Pie (with an extra shot) I’m just sitting down to put everything together right now.