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Did I mention I am in love with Larry Flynt?
Presumably Anita Perry qualifies. Birth Certificates for the kids would probably satisfy the documentation requirements, as it presumably lists father and mother.
How do you go about documenting a sexual encounter? And is there some sex judge out there ruling some encounters illicit? If so, I might be in some trouble and still not qualify for the million dollars.
“Thanks, Rick. That was the best sex I have had in ages. We should hook up again sometime. Say, would you mind hanging around for a DNA test? It’ll only take a few minutes, and it would really help me out a lot if you’d be willing to do that.”
Damn, I wish I had sex with Rick Perry. I could use 1 million dollars.