OK, so my FB (Facebook, you perv) friend Daniel Cates statused himself from the State Fair: “Fed a yak” he said. That sounded like sex code to me, like choking the chicken or strangling the weasel. So, I vandalized his profile page and started a game: Things you can actually do at the fair that sound like sex code. For instance: “Licking the mustard off a footlong.”
But then I figured, why let Daniel’s friends (and his stat counter) steal all the best gay gags? So I put it to you, our readers who can’t get out of the office this beautiful Friday, to come up with dirty sounding (but completely legit) activities at the fair.
Here’s a good one: Walking around with Oprah and Gayle…
Saluting Big Tex
multiple cream pie’s later, Im ready for more!
Pet a pussy (in the zoo petting area).
Pick up trash (should you drop any). Look at how big Big Tex is. Feel a bumper (while looking at cars). Sit on a vibrator (those chairs that massage your body and feet). Get wet during a wild ride (in the midway). Play with some balls (to earn a midway prize). Get covered in cream (when trying to eat a Belgian Waffle). Stick a hot sausage in your mouth.
Chili Doggin’ the Camel Toe?
sharing my fried chocolate with 2 girls in a cup
Blasting out a Fried Frito Chili Pie…
my gyro looks like a vagina!