The Rev. Sultan Cole
God’s candidate, the Rev. Sultan Cole, is one of three candidates for the District 2 race for the Fort Worth school board. And he has a few opinions to share with you.
It just so happens I’m paid to hear idiots froth at the mouth, especially really crazy anti-LGBT stuff. As a pastor of his church, he has the privilege of reminding his congregants of the sins of the Undesirables, which you can see in the video below. In case you’d rather drink than watch his snake charming, here’s the gist of the screeds spilling out of the mouth of the Rev. Cole:
• Adam and Steve aren’t cool because God made “male and female,” and “males and females function well together,” especially at child birthing age.
• At 1:24 he evokes the biblical characters of Eve and Janice, who wish to make a child despite it not being God’s will. (I look forward to spending my weekend hunting for the lost book of Janice the Sodomite.)
Again, I’m not sharing this because it’s 3:15 p.m. on Friday, and I’m really tired, and I just want to go home. No, I’m telling you: God’s candidate is running in district 2 against incumbent Tobi Jackson and educator Joel Aguilar. God’s candidate is on the ballot tomorrow, Election Day.
Find your polling place here then head to the polls tomorrow between 7 a.m.–7 a.m. and vote. If you don’t, someone like Rev. Cole just might win.
