Film director and sometimes actor Kevin Smith has been on the road with his usual producing partner Soctt Mosier. They are performing their SMODcasts during the “Wee Wee Tour,” which stops in Dallas on July 28. The tag line states “Watch Kev and Scott give the audience lots of aural in intimate rooms across the nation.” Clearly, you should expect a certain amount of bathroom and raunchy humor.

But we’ll take it because we love us some Smith (and even Mosier for the die-hard fans of the View Askewniverse). Smith knows he’s a bear, he’s admitted to being a bottom and produces gay-related docs for filmmaker Malcolm Ingram. So, yeah, it’s cool to have a straight-crush on the dude.

Tickets are $40–$60 and available here.