I just got off the phone with Weldon Haynes, the manager at Tape Lenders Video. He said that on Saturday around 5 a.m., someone came in through the back door. Security video shows alarms going off and startling the man. The unknown suspect then walked through the store to the front door, found it locked and then exited out the rear door, without taking anything.
I get that this is a serious issue, and it’s awful that the store had to go through this. But there are too many jokes to be made, so I invite you to take your best crack and leave a comment.
Where else can one get poppers and porn at 5am? Especially if one doesn’t have a car and can’t drive to W. Mockingbird!
Sounds normal to me, i hate walking all the way around that shopping center, jeez….