- Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir
I haven’t read anywhere the real reason for the Iceland volcano that has air traffic across Europe shut down. Most are treating this like a natural event.
But we know better.
On Feb. 1, Johanna Sigurdardottir was named Prime Minister of Iceland, the first openly gay or lesbian leader of a country. She was named interim leader until elections in May.
I’m not sure why Pat Robertson didn’t catch this, but obviously if gays and lesbians caused Hurricane Katrina and September 11, we caused this. And unlike the voodoo nonsense or whatever it was he blamed the Haiti earthquake on, I say we take full credit for that one too.
So if you’re sitting in an airport waiting for a flight or had your vacation plans canceled, blame the gays. We caused the volcano. It’s our fault.
You know, Pat Robertson was right. Here’s the video to prove it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe4R4Nygpm8
OMG what have I done. I’ve now realised that the last 4 times I had sex have coincided with a major earthquake somewhere in the world. However I’m not sure about masturbation – that may only be linked to the local weather – which has been pretty awful recently. The volcano? it wasn’t me that time, but there must be some gay or lesbian somewhere really really enjoying themselves beyond the threshold for these things. Have they no sense of the responsibility they carry?
I’m confused. If God is punishing Europe for its acceptance of the ‘homosexual lifestyle”, does that mean the Volcanic Ash should affect the USA soon? Or, because we haven’t been progressive as Europe in enacting equality laws for the LGBT community, we might be spared? I mean, President Obama just signed an executive order allowing the gays the right to have their partners and spouses visit them in the hospital. This may just prove God over the edge and our flight cancellations are just around the corner. Thoughts?
Amen
“We caused the volcano. It’s our fault.”
Is that geologic humor?
@Paul Mc Hee hee… Paul, I love your response….
as for the volcano,,, let’s just say I’m still cleaning it off the headboard… LOL
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN… I also gotta get me some head and shoulders for all this dandruff and ash
David, Sarcasm does not translate well on blogs. I hope the 700 CLub DOESN’T pick up on this one…
Maybe it’s time for us all to use a different mode of psychology on all this hate mongering.
Did you ever notice how shocked a person can become when you react completely different from the they way they had thought you would when they say something? Totally speechless and without a clue..
Suppose we use this kinda technique as we join some of these hateful groups and then thank them for their insight and continue to elaborate on how this newly broadcast information enhances our own sexual fantasies blah blah blah.. And then when more hateful commentary continues have more Gay folk show up with even more loving fiction which will further infuriate the gang cuz your’re not responding with the same kind of disgust or dislike.
You can take their own hate and turn it around into something that amazingly cuts them right back in return as they begin to feel like a minority themselves.
“NO dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, instead I wanna see if I can hookup with so-and-so and try my changes at getting down his pants for a much needed blowjob…” WELL SHOCK ME ! JOE SMITH IS A FAG TOO!
Kinda funny when you think about it all from that kind of perspective huh?
If we don’t offer the kind of ‘expected reply’ when Mr. Rush Limbaugh spews his “shock value’ remarks don’t you think he’ll change his venue into something else with bigger interest?
Just think about all the things these hate-filled people say that disgusts them and reply to their rhetoric on how you find those same disgusting things so fucking cool.. It’ll blow their mind.. As more and more GLBT people do this, the acidic personality of that individual becomes neutralized since their bogus concept doesn’t work.
I love it. And yeah if we are so powerful Mr. Robertson, why aren’t we powerful enough to gain the equal rights that you deny us and take for granted.
As a tourist who was trapped in the Superdome, I wish I could have a little chat with Pat and his ilk.
Paul Harris
Author, “Diary From the Dome, Reflections on Fear and Privilege During Katrina”
Hmm, and since apparently – per Mr. Ahmadinejad – Iran has no gay people, a senior Iranian cleric today blamed Iranian women who do not wear a chador at all or properly for earthquakes in Iran, including those that have not yet occurred. Of course, if Iran had any gay people – and they don’t (he said so) – then we’d surely be blamed for that too. So, for now, the queers are causing hurricanes, floods, volcanic eruptions, and every manner of heavenly-moved earth & atmosphere…’cept in Iran. And we were soooo close to complete worldwide weather domination, damn. https://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/19/iranian-cleric-promiscuous-women-cause-quakes/
paul mc ftw! i’m going to steal that, next opportunity i get. just so you know…..