When in a foxhole, one’s most prevailing thought likely revolves around survival. Unless, of course, said soldier is gay. In that case: “Screw mortality and screw me!”
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*AUDIO SOURCE: Matt Barber [AFTAH]
And some of us, Matt, worry instead about those of you who obsess about our backs, fronts, and sides on a daily basis.
