NASCAR has to be the straightest of sports (sports? they drive in a circle for three hours, for Crissakes!). You wonder why it takes so long for basketball an football players to come out? When’s the last time you saw Boy Butter as a sponsor in the Indy 500?
Which is why we got a laugh out of this product tie-in, courtesy of Dale Earnhardt, Jr., one of the princes of NASCAR. Yeah, we realize he means “mo” as in “momentum.” Still, you wonder whether having a gay guy on his pit crew might have given him second thoughts about putting his face next to a long, hard, cream-filled item like this. You go, girl!
I wonder if his creamy goodness is salty or sweet? Either way, I’d swallow that Big Mo’!
Arnold, I so glad you’ve this candy. I cracked up when I saw it, even though it’s just wrong. C’mon. Big ‘Mo? King Size? And the one I saw in the store was chocolate and peanut butter! Too many things in my head, and I was rollin’! 🙂