We all know it, so I’m just gonna come out and say it: Dallas is a bottom-heavy town — and I don’t mean we work out our glutes more here than in Houston. For gay men who identify as tops, there’s a smorgasbord; those who are tops are practically unicorns.

Or is that really the case?

The Gay Travel Guide for Tops and Bottoms by Drew Blancs is not, despite its name, a hook-up directory for sexual tourists hoping to find willing men by address or locale. Rather, it’s a tongue-in-well, let’s say-cheek travelogue where two men — one a bottom, one a top — travel the world and recount how successful their escapades are when the word “versatile” is not in your playbook.

So what cities should, ummm, you target, most-of-Dallas? Well, you have to read the book. Or I can check my little black book and help you find what you’re looking for.

— A.W.J.

Available online in paperback and ebook from Icon Empire Press.

This article appeared in the Dallas Voice print edition May 11, 2012.