The Dallas Morning News’ “Problem Solver,” Katie Fairbanks, has apparently met her match. On the front page of today’s paper, you can read about how Fairbanks was able to finally get a murder suspect arrested nearly two years after the crime. But just as we were beginning to think Fairbanks could solve all our problems, we learned on Page B3 that she seems to be powerless over the moral plague that is “Truck Nutz.” Then again, maybe this is why we have alternative media like the Voice, to grab ahold of issues that are a little too big or hairy for mainstream outlets to handle. If the Dallas Police Department is refusing to crack down on “Truck Nutz,” I’m proposing that we citizens grow a pair. That’s right, you don’t need to be an investigative journalist to figure this one out: Next time you see someone driving around with “Truck Nutz,” follow them until they park and wait until they go inside, then get out and castrate their vehicle. Problem solved! Isn’t it amazing what you can accomplish with a simple hacksaw?
There is something very sexy about this photograph……
I was thinking just the opposite.
i don’t have strong feelings about trucks having nuts but i do question if The Dallas Voice endorsing vandalism of private property is wise…..love ya John, but you are off base on this one…..
Hacksaw? No – just keep a supply of “Spay/Neuter Your Pet” bumper stickers in your vehicle, and apply topically when the situation requires. {evil grin}
@Brian,
Just jokes, baby, just jokes.
Women have been displaying and utilizing their breasts for centuries.
Time for the men to have a little fun with their nuts…
kidding. I think they are gross. I’m with John…cut ’em off.
Great job, John….glad to see that bringing Instant Tea attention to the findings of reporters from other publications is not beyond you, especially on such a weighty topic of interest to the Dallas LGBT community like “Truck Nutz.” Fine work!
So now we have TRUCK NUTZ at http://www.yournutz.com as the latest craze. What’s next, VOLVO VAGINAZ ?
John your a F-ing idiot proposing vandalism on peoples property simply because you disagree with them. Why not work to change the law if it is so offensive? F-ing pathetic reporting you did there.