Remember back in the fall when John McCain assured America that he knew about Sarah Palin’s pregnant unwed daughter BEFORE he selected her as his running-mate? And then how Bristol and her sexy skating beau Levi Johnston announced that they “planned to wed” in early 2009?
Well, I — and many more people I am sure — made a prediction: They would NEVER get married if McCain didn’t win. That’s why the wedding wouldn’t be till well after the election — to give the teens an “out” should the campaign fail. After all, it was never REALLY about making the baby legitimate, it was about appeasing the religious right who espouse (what a word!) family values while never actually believing in them. (Let’s see: McCain: divorced; Gingrinch: divorced; Reagan: divorced. Obama and Clinton: married to the same woman for eternity!)Â
Now comes word that Bristol and Levi have called it quits. Those who are surprised probably think Bernie Madoff is being railroaded and continue to set out milk and cookies on Dec. 24.
I guess with thoughts of moving to Washington, D. C. all but LOST, SILLY Sarah Failin’ and her family finally figured it was time to end the CHARADE, and NOW is as good a time as ever! OsiSpeaks[dot]com
I think the Clintons have adopted Goldie Hawn’s birdcage theory. If you leave it open they will always fly back!
You mean Santa isn’t eating those cookies???!!?
You are so funny.
You are the most “I told you so” person I know.
You’ve used that phase it print (Oscar piece) and in our conversations.
First step.
Levi and Bristol get a “let’s work it out and try again” reality show. Why not a show about supervised visitation: IS or ISN’T Mrs. J dealing drugs? What’s HER story?
At least a duet spot on Dr. Phil or Oprah. There’s gotta be one of those out there. Publicist!
Levi and Bristol get to choose from among 12 bachelors and bachelorettes in a big beautiful Malibu house with hot tubs and champagne, and see if one can make the other jealous enough to commit. Lots of soap bubbles and squishy sounds, red roses and catfights. Special guest Tripp Johnston.
Bristol receives an offer for her unclothed self from Hef, just like for Jessica Hahn, that nice church girl. Hef will find a classier way to broadcast MILF!
Perhaps a show on some porn cable channel, complete with implants and latex and leather for “Briss.” “Levi” is an anatomically correct RealDoll ™.
Or Bristol goes on Ellen and comes out as gay. I mean, if there’s a niche, fill it, know what I mean?
Or how about a show in which Levi walks around with Tripp and sees if he can get a date, and then Bristol does the same! Wouldn’t that be, like, so cute? You’d watch that, wouldn’t you? Call it Single White Father/Mother.
I think this just reveals how evil the Republican party is, and what they’ll do to please the right wingers. It was obvious from Levi’s redneck Myspace page that he had no intention of getting married or having kids anytime soon. He was having too much fun being a “redneck” as he put it. Then all of sudden, that tramp is knocked up, and he’s ready to play daddy? I actually felt kinda sorry for him. He looked like a deer caught in your headlights. It was obvious to me, the kid was being coereced into marriage for political gain. Palin and McCain should be ashamed of themselves for putting a kid in that position.
You are totally an “I told you so” person! The most I-told-you-so-est ever! But that’s part of your consistency. And perhaps your charm. Told you! So?
Rule of thumb: Anyone who says “I hate to say I told you so” doesn’t.