How the rest of us kick off the Christmas season:
How two members of Westboro Baptist Church’s aggressively anti-gay Phelps family do it:
Hmm..the form’s not terrible, especially in the case of Jael (on the left). But I don’t know — the costumes and setting leave me kind of cold, and not in that good, nippy, holiday way. The wrapped package that the other one (Sarah, I believe) is holding isn’t wrapped in anything resembling tinsel. Plus call me a sucker for nostalgia if you must, but there’s just something about the Radio City stage that seems far more festive as a dance floor than does our nation’s treasured flag.
So yea: Santa’s little helpers for the win! Better luck next year, those rehearsing for Satan’s choreographed arrival!