Condomania has released average-penis size rankings for the nation’s 20 largest metropolitan areas, as well as the 50 states. The rankings are based on sales of the company’s custom-fit condoms, which total more than 27,000 since 2004. According to Condomania, Dallas/Fort Worth has the smallest average penis size among the top 20 metro areas, and Texas is at No. 35 among states. Other highlights from the newly unveiled penis-size database:
• Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
• Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
• Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
• Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
• Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
• Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!
• Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
• Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length
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I guess that explains all the oversized trucks.
is this why they walk with such swagger in New Orleans?
Did the check south Dallas? I worked in a gas station when I first moved to Dallas of I-20, and we couldn’t keep magnum condoms stocked. It’s true what they say…believe me.
Disclaimer: I am from NYC,
The biggest assholes and the smallest dicks. Go figure.
I just couldn’t resist. I can’t even believe this study was done.
Hey David Taffet–
Prove you’re from NYC. Post a pic.
hey mike, come to dallas and say that and ill smack you with my rather large penis…
DFWMediaWatcher: Ummm no. That would be a violation of the terms of agreement.
(Hear me David Taffet?!)
No pic needed TRULY, just get Taffet talking NY taxes! For this lesbian, that’s all the proof I need. OR WANT. What Tammye said, David.
Must have been that boy who worked at Bourbon Pub throwing the whole penis size thing off in NOLA :)) I think the polling is a bit off.. Are these internet sizes or actually been hand-tested?
Tammye, you know I don’t answer birthers, but why would posting A picture of my birth certificate be a violation of terms of service?
Tyrone, I live here. They’re speaking of Custom Fit condoms. I took that to mean up til now it must me repuclicans having them made. The figures will change once the new liberal health care bill pays for us to have custom condoms made.
I’m thinking I’m going to pass on this one. Oh hell. I can’t resist it. If someone is in doubt, pull it out (for the purposes of research and debate only). https://www.therarereporter.blogspot.com
It’s good publicity for a condom maker to release information about its surveys on penis size. However, if you’re not a condom manufacturer, or distributor or retailer, the information is useless–and in fact, harmful. There is no precise correlation between the size of the condoms bought and the size of the penis. Guys may buy several different sizes to try on. A woman might buy some in case she needs one in a romantic situation, and she would probably err on the side of too big rather than too small. What about all the guys who don’t use condoms at all? So there are problems in the survey itself. As far as its effect–it adds to the media hype about penis size being signficant. Just like its bell curve, most women don’t care about penis size; some really prefer a large penis, and some actually prefer a small penis. The latter may be petite, or may tend to get urinary tract infections from contact with a large penis. Meanwhile, this survey adds to the hype about penis size generated by porn. It makes a lot of men feel insecure about satisfying a woman sexually. Some men will develop obsessive concerns, called “small penis syndrome”. They buy a big car, show off, etc. or they withdraw from social activity and perhaps frequent prostitutes etc. Others simply find their performance hindered by anxiety. smallpenisgreatlover.com is a site that discusses the harmful effects of this size hype and how to overcome them. The size hype is more harmful to men than concern women have over small breast size. It’s time we disseminated more facts about penis size and sexual pleasure. Nature isn’t stupid–the Gspot is only 1-3 inches up the front inside vaginal wall. The clitoris is essentially external. Most nerve endings are in the first 3 inches of the vagina. You don’t need a whopper to satisfy a woman. Especially if you have any sexual skill. I wonder if our society will ever grow up.
wow Ernie u must have a very small penis…
Why u’re so mad Ernie?
Oh, Ernie, thank you for “straightening” us out. This survey is about penis size of straight men and has nothing to do with the rest of us.
I would actually like to say something here. Gentleman size does matter but not in the way you think. I myself have an over average of 6 1/2 to 7 in. 8 depending on the day and the girl (the penis is the only organ that changes sizes several times through out the day). However my size does not mean a thing without the talent and skill that I posses. I am a married man going through a divorce but my wife being a 5ft2 95 lb philippina woman, you better believe I dont let that go to waste. Now the reason I say this is to let all of you gentlemen know the truth about how size matters. After just one round with my soon to be ex wife, shes barely able to stand up and go to the bathroom and I didnt injure her. Men if you have something thats bigger than 8 in thats actually bad and here are the reasons why. 1. A woman is not a bottemless pit. 2. That kind of thing really hurts them. 3. A woman likes to maneuver on something thats of adequate size, bouncing up and down or you moving in and out only is not going to satisfy much. 4. Men of that size as I have heard from many women dont have much skill nor last very long (if Im wrong forgive me). 5. I know a few female pornstars and have been lucky to date a couple of them and they have honestly told me that they hate the sizes that they have to deal with, they only do it because they get paid alot of money to help them through whatever they are doing such as college and such. Now men who are packing about less than 4 1/2 or less than 3 in (Im going to agree slightly with Ernie) then Im sorry but there is nothing that you can do except increase your skills in foreplay. Women love foreplay especially if your a passionate lover. Heres the last thing for you guys. If you are an overweight man who is not packing much, guess what heres how you make it bigger. Ready here it comes. LOOSE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!! Trust me its the only healthy way for ya. If your wondering about how I know any of this Im a student in genetic engineering and I have done my homework in human anatomy.
OK, so now I’m really confused. Using a penis around a woman? I just can’t imagine how that would work.
Well I dont understand the question that you are asking so I suggest you elaborate on your thoughts and confusion.
Travis:
Perhaps I can shed some light on the subject for you. Instant Tea is the blog for Dallas Voice. Dallas Voice is a newspaper/Web site for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. The vast majority of the men who visit this site have no interest whatsoever in using their penises to pleasure a woman. As for the lesbians — well, they can just buy their in the size they prefer
Um wow thanks for the update I did not know that thank you. However at least someone would know and understand what I meant.
So, Tammye, you mean in some parts of the country, men and women … and are they allowed to marry? And serve in the military together? And play on professional sports teams? All without regard to penis size?
Sounds like Tyrone has penis envy! And VJ, that would explain the high pregnancy rates in Dallas. Guys like Tyrone by a magnum that they never get to unroll and doesn’t fit, so it slips right off and 9 months later….. little Tyrone. I know that is confusing, as technically both Tyrone’s are little……